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I'm moving to :iconthehorsiestadult:

it wont let me tag the account wtf

oh well, i need a fresh start so heRE WE GO
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this is like nothing compared to what my brother does sometimes so

// Warning adult stuff to be mentioned im p sure

[x] smoked (i wasn't sure if it meant cigarettes but just for the record it wasn't cigarettes that i smoked)
[x] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL: 6

[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] gotten into a fight
[ ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die. 
TOTAL: 7

[x] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL: 2

[ ] been to a wild party.
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 4

[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed lolita
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[x] laughed at someones pain
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL: 4

[x] had a crush on a friend 
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut (probably)
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in your car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 5

[ ] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[ ] cruised on mail
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[ ] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire (my clothes)
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL: 5

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] licked a stranger (?????)
[x] been verbally harassed
[ ] been physically harassed
TOTAL: 4

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight 
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[ ] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 5

GRAND: 42

im a horrible person i cant fuckin believe this

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]
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Which Pokemon is your favorite...

Bug-Type: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE I LOVE ALL BUG TYPES OMG.....
Dark-Type: Sableye
Dragon-Type: hydreigon
Electric-Type: Raichu
Fairy-Type: Sylveon
Fighting-Type: Hitmonlee? idk i don't really like fighting types
Fire-Type: Typhlosion
Flying-Type: Pidgeot (bird jesus)
Ghost-Type: Golett
Grass-Type: Bulbasaur fam
Ground-Type: Groudon
Ice-Type: Froslass
Normal-Type: Eevee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Poison-Type: Dustox
Psychic-Type: Deoxys aHAH
Rock-Type: Golem
Steel-Type: Jirachi
Water-Type: Basculin

Which Pokemon do you think is...

... the cutest?: have u fuckin seen Sylveon???
... the coolest?: fuckin groudon
... the prettiest/most beautiful?: SYLVEON
... the ugliest/fugliest?: Garbodor, but in an endearing sort of way :/
... the most badass?: Entei probs
... the most awesome/best? (please pick only one): Deoxys (esp. speed form)
... the lamest/worst? (please pick only one): Kyogre
... the grooviest (make of this what you will, just have Mirror B. in mind while answering)?: underfresh sans
... the most awkward?: Every starters mid evolution, minus Grovyle
... the most underappreciated?: Porygon fam or Kricketot fam
... the most overrated?: There's a lot wow. Eevee, Pikachu, Umbreon, Charizard, I'm sure there's dozens more
... the craziest?: hm
... the scariest?: Gorebyss

Which Pokemon do you think would...

... be the most useful if it were real?: Ditto
... be the least useful if it was real?: Muk
... be the most terrifying if it were real?: Mr. Mime
... be the most hilarious if it were real?: MR. MIME
... make the world better if it were real?: idk a lot would tbh
... make the world worse if it were real?: Muk
... enslave the human race if it were real?: Mewtwo probably

If Pokemon were real, what would your team look like (please refrain from making a team of legendaries)?:
HOO BOI
 
1. Porygon 2
2. Dustox
3. Galvantula
4. Sceptile    
5. Audino
6. Basculin (maybe? otherwise Seadra)

while i made this i found out i have some weird vendetta against kyogre like i wanted to make all the negative answers kyogre did kyogre kill my family or something what do i have against kyogre
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i love taking these tests for lily i love her

[ ] They are possessed by an angel 
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[ ] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual color 
[ ] This happens to be red 
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings 
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal 
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size [lmAO]
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[X] They are very attractive to the opposite gender [changed her appearance she's much less masculine now and uses her new looks to fuck with ppl]
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[X] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers [if Ren counts i think it does]
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[X] They have lost one/both of their parents [more like she killed him ahahahah]
[X] They ran away from home [dad was a prick lMAO]
[X] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc. 
[X] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death [and liked it]
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[X] They were abused/spoiled as a child 
[] They are very attractive to the same gender 
[X] They have lots of friends/no friends 
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[ ] They are currently in a relationship 
[ ] They have lots if morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[X] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane [she couldn't care less about this tbh]
[ ] They are a psycho 
[ ] They have multiple personalities 
[X] They are very intelligent [SHE'S SMART AS FUCK LIKE???]
[ ] They have hallucinations 
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[X] Some part of their body glows [science eyes]
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name 
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[X] They always dress like a certain 'label' [lmao she is such a stereotypical evil scientist i love her]
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood [sometimes her eyes bleed when exposed to light too long]
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[X] They are from a different country to where they live [i mean she was born in germany but how is this a trait of a mary sue???]
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy 
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient 
[ ] They are from a long line of (insert profession/power here)
[X] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear [tinted goggles!!]
[] They have amnesia 
[X] They have some sort of permanent medical condition [Ren poisoning!]
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are "the chosen one"
[ ] They have insomnia
Overall points: 15

Point Reductions

Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[] They are overweight
[X ] They are addicted to drugs [if Ren counts??]
[X] They have a short temper
[] They enjoy bullying others
[X] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless 

<5 -Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^

6-15 -Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.


16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26< -Mary-Sue
Oh dear. Do I really need to comment on this?


ive worked on her a lot so........
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ship meme?

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i dont ship much so this should be fun

Anyway send me a ship and I will rate it:

notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / yes / my otp babbies

and answer:

Who is the most affectionate?
Big spoon/Little spoon?
Most common argument?
Favorite non-sexual activity?
Who is most likely to carry the other?
Nicknames?
Who worries the most?
Who tops?
Who initiates kisses?
Who wakes up first?
Who says I love you first?
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